NO FAKE CREAMER
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LOCALLY SOURCED NY DAIRY
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SPIRITS REDISTILLED TO REMOVE IMPURITIES AND SMOOTHEN TASTE
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NO FAKE CREAMER • LOCALLY SOURCED NY DAIRY • SPIRITS REDISTILLED TO REMOVE IMPURITIES AND SMOOTHEN TASTE •

REAL TEA.
REAL MILK.
BOBA’S ALL GROWN UP.
Are You 21 or Older?
NOT YOUR
AVERAGE BOBA
Our story began at the University of Washington, where our clandestine batches of alcoholic milk tea became campus legends and drew a cult following.
After graduation, we decided to take that buzz beyond dorm-room walls and share it with the world.
Today, we blend the nostalgic flavors many Asian Americans grew up with and give them a playful, spirited twist—infusing real milk tea with just the right amount of alcohol.

hello, have we met?
you might remember us from when we first started at the University of Washington under a different name…
Maybe you were lucky enough to try some at our popups before they sold out?
Or maybe you were one of our beta testers that helped us develop our signature taste.
WHAT’S INSIDE?
Milk Liqueur Base crafted from premium grade, locally sourced New York Dairy
Fresh Assam Black Tea sourced from organic and fair-trade cooperatives.
Pure Grain Distillate re-distilled in-house to further remove impurities and smoothen taste.
there are levels to this?
Intermediate - STIR
1 Part Liqueur : 2 Parts Milk (alt-milk)
Creates an instant grown up milk-tea with no shaker required. Works with milk, oat, soy, dairy; texture stays velvety and flavor stays bold.
House special: Pour over ice and top with brown sugar pearls.
Basic - SIP
Serve it Straight or Over Ice
Ready-to-pour convenience: no bartending needed. The perfect wingman for late-night gaming marathons or back-to-back movie nights.
Advanced - SHAKE
Build Signature Cocktails
Whether you’re a bartender or boba barista, you’ll be able to utilize your craft to create signature cocktails. Splash it into classic milk tea builds, or create never seen before cocktails utilizing the flavor of assam tea.
